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	<title>Our Rant --> Adolf Kafka</title>
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	<description>Now's the time to be a bum</description>
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		<title>Self-Rebuttal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am not Adolph Kafka, not in name nor in attitude. Several times over the past few weeks I&#8217;ve slept naked on my floor, praying: &#8220;you&#8217;re punishing me, ok, let&#8217;s get to it.&#8221; I&#8217;ve broken my own soap-box and feel much taller. I have misunderstood love. When you&#8217;re young love is like a boxing day [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2005/04/02/self-rebuttal/</link>
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		<title>Further Ramblings of a Lonely Drunken Asshole</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh God I&#8217;m sorry, I finally changed my mind and had Gonzo take this rant down. Man it was pretty funny, and I get pretty mad sometimes, and you know some of them, they really deserved what i had said here, but you know, I am not the dispenser of karma, I better shut my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2005/03/16/further-ramblings-of-a-lonely-drunken-asshole/</link>
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		<title>Pizza-Gate: A cynic mourns</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s just pathetic, I would like to find it quaint but it bugs me so, and she has no one to blame but herself. Aren&#8217;t politicians supposed to be puffed and pumped to the brim with hubris? That&#8217;s the problem when you get a yin to do a yang&#8217;s job. It&#8217;s not just women who [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2005/02/08/pizza-gate-a-cynic-mourns/</link>
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		<title>I Love Them Bitches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll never get laid off this site. Nothing but geeks read it. I gotta get laid off writing in order to continue. There is no worthwhile pursuit of man that can&#8217;t score you with the bitches. I love them bitches. I do everything for them. I&#8217;m going crazy in my igloo, my prison. I&#8217;m randy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2005/01/18/i-love-them-bitches/</link>
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		<title>Pro-Life for Fallujah?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Irony of the week: Dubya&#8217;s pretence of electoral victory had to be based on something, and the so called &#8216;pro-life&#8217; crackers have taken credit for this statistically impossible feat. The votes had to come from somewhere right? They didn&#8217;t just patch a sign value 18181 across every precinct and award it to Bush, did they? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2005/01/08/pro-life-for-fallujah/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Lonely Drunken Asshole</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello, my name is Adolf, and I&#8217;m a sociopath. That is a confession in the sense that from my point of view sociopath is a pussy psychopath, and honey I want to change. I&#8217;m sorry boys for not being around for the past six months. I know that there&#8217;s been a lot on the political [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2004/12/14/im-a-lonely-drunken-asshole/</link>
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		<title>The Hypocrisy Factory</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s lots of work for two faced sons of bitches these days. There&#8217;s even a brain drain of two faced sons of bitches as Amerika recruits them for their propaganda efforts. As the world tyrant and the greatest disseminator of lies chaos and weapons of mass destruction, they need to keep themselves busier than ever [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2004/05/15/the-hypocrisy-factory/</link>
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		<title>Chef Tony goes down</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Popular cooking show infomercial star &#8216;Chef Tony&#8217; was arrested today for torturing Iraqi prisoners of war with his popular chef&#8217;s knife &#8216;as seen on TV&#8217;. White House spokesman Scott McLennan expressed relief that the man was caught, and that it was not in fact Amerikan soldiers who had committed these crimes as was earlier thought. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2004/05/08/chef-tony-goes-down/</link>
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		<title>Bringing democracy to Iraq</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;And the way to fight the chaos is to create a new world order that will be based on freedom and human rights &#8211; and to be ready to use force in order to consolidate this new world.&#8221; – Ari Shavit explaining the neo-con position Amerika will hand over the keys to Iraq as soon [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2004/05/03/bringing-democracy-to-iraq/</link>
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		<title>Flatterers get us nowhere</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not just the flatterer who gets nowhere. How many times do you see the boringest people drag down your interesting friends with their suckupedness? Enough to ruin many a good time and person. When will I see you again? When the sycophants are done I suppose. Conversations are never so dull as when your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/kafka/2004/04/28/flatterers-get-us-nowhere/</link>
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