I’m a lazy fuck
I thought you were dead. Were you in a coma?
Not dead, just busy with a hefty helping of procrastination thrown in. Wow! Almost three years since my last real rant. A lot has changed in that time. Got my Networking diploma from Robertson College, got a real girlfriend, got a job working for a school division as an Assistant Network Admin, got back out on my own, parents gave me a truck, girlfriend moved in, got my girlfriend pregnant. Yeah that about sums it up for my side of things. A lot of mundane bullshit in between, but I’m still here despite my best efforts of self destruction.
A blog? Are you fucking joking? Why the fuck did you jump onto this overhumped dead horse of a bandwagon?
It may surprise you, but this is basically what I wanted the site to be in the first place. Those of you who paid any attention will remember that I started a forum on OurRant.ca to try and initiate discussion. That didn’t work, but now that shit is built right in to these blogs. Do you think I wanted to have to post everyone’s rants myself? Fuck no! Now they can do it themselves. No waiting for me to get off my ass, and now we can rant from just about anywhere there’s an Internet connection available. I’m also hoping that this easy to use format will inspire us to write more often than before.
Great, so now you’re going to tell us about how shitty it is to find matching socks in the morning. That’s why I hate blogs. You’re such an asshole.
That’s why I hated blogs too. It wasn’t until recently that blogging took on a more mature style that I looked into how easy/hard it would be to set one up for OurRant.ca. I was shocked to see just how retardedly simple it was. I hope that the content doesn’t suffer, only comes on a more regular basis.
Is it true that you were inspired to get off your ass by Nelly Furtado’s ‘Try’ and the news of your still unborn child? Are you listening to that song right now?
I’m not saying that I was inspired by that song directly, but even if I was it’s not a bad thing. ‘Try’ was written before her shitty sell-out album ‘Loose’. Listen to the lyrics, it is an inspiring song.
Nelly Furtado sold out? When the fuck did that happen?
Who knows exactly when, but it happened all the same. Her first two albums referenced her Portuguese heritage (Folklore more than Whoa Nelly!) and then all of a sudden she’s singing in Spanish on Loose. I didn’t know any better, but my girlfriend is Portuguese and she noticed that she was singing in Spanish this time around.
Are you drunk right now?
I did have a six-pack tonight. I find that I write best when high or drunk. Takes a little longer to type though.
Is there anything that you hope to accomplish with this site?
Honestly, I would like to find out that my friends and I are not alone. I want to know that somewhere there are people that share our twisted senses of right and wrong and our humour. Am I looking for money? No. Am I looking for noteriety? Yes, but not at the expense of mine, or my friend’s souls. If someone thinks we’re great, then they’ll have to think that way about us without us trying to be noticed.
Are you about done?
Yeah, I should really get back to switching over the site to the new blog format. Sleep would be good too.