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	<description>Ever notice how ugly people have cute babies?</description>
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		<title>Defiant mother speaks out after courts rule she&#8217;s &#8216;too stupid&#8217; to care for her child</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2009/06/03/defiant-mother-speaks-out-after-courts-rule-shes-too-stupid-to-care-for-her-child/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled upon this article quite by accident, so if there has been more to this story, please ignore my ignorance and carry on. I have to say that this is a troubling thing to see. Maybe she is stupid. But like she said, there are a lot, and I mean a lot of stupid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck the Snaleskis, fuck them up their stupid asses&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2008/04/06/fuck-the-snaleskis-fuck-them-up-their-stupid-asses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check this out: http://www.beet.tv/2008/04/ftc-should-stop.html   So I guess that we all suck then, eh? Both Cable and DSL customers alike; both American and Canadian alike, eh? This man makes so much sense, I mean he truly has the pulse of the new media, doesn&#8217;t he? Doesn&#8217;t it all seem stale? I mean in the sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a lazy fuck</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2006/11/12/im-a-lazy-fuck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought you were dead. Were you in a coma?  Not dead, just busy with a hefty helping of procrastination thrown in. Wow! Almost three years since my last real rant. A lot has changed in that time. Got my Networking diploma from Robertson College, got a real girlfriend, got a job working for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck Fort Garry Ale</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2004/04/10/fuck-fort-garry-ale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2004 16:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is all Adolf&#8217;s fault, had it not been for him asking me about Fort Garry Ale in his I am Canadian sub-rant, I would have let this email rot in my sent items folder. Now because he asked, and I don&#8217;t know when I&#8217;ll have my next real article completed, I&#8217;ll toss this crappy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do as we say, not as they do</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2004/03/02/do-as-we-say-not-as-they-do/</link>
		<comments>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2004/03/02/do-as-we-say-not-as-they-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2004 16:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Tuesday Feb 24th, 12 year-old sixth grader Justin Reyes of Belpre Middle School in Ohio began serving a three day suspension for bringing in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition into school on Feb 18th. In doing so, he was in violation of the school&#8217;s policy on nonverbal harassment and possession of lewd or suggestive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now in my defence&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2004/02/08/now-in-my-defence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2004 16:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I received the first piece of negative feedback for OurRant.ca. The writer takes issue with portions of Adolf Kafka&#8217;s Tired Tirade rant, and my using this website to hide my obvious lack of intelligence. Because this is our first piece of negative feedback, I felt compelled to first reprint it, and then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When is it theft? Part one: A Question of Fair Use</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2003/12/12/when-is-it-theft-part-one-a-question-of-fair-use/</link>
		<comments>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2003/12/12/when-is-it-theft-part-one-a-question-of-fair-use/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2003 16:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, what is theft? Go to Dictionary.com and you&#8217;ll find the following: theft: The act or an instance of stealing; larceny Obsolete. Something stolen.lar·ce·ny: The unlawful taking and removing of another&#8217;s personal property with the intent of permanently depriving the owner; theft. Seems pretty straightforward right? Maybe, it depends on who you ask. Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fear and Loathing on Remembrance Day</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2003/11/11/fear-and-loathing-on-remembrance-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2003 16:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well here we all are again, Remembrance Day. Originally Armistice Day, November 11th is the anniversary of the day that hostilities ended on the Western Front, ending World War 1. Almost immediately it became a day universally recognized by the allied nations as a day to remember those that fell during the war. After World [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laughing at the Superior Intellect</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2003/10/26/laughing-at-the-superior-intellect/</link>
		<comments>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2003/10/26/laughing-at-the-superior-intellect/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2003 16:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced the new Windows version of iTunes in San Francisco last week on October 16, dubbing it &#8220;The Best Windows App Ever written&#8221;. As always, whenever he speaks, the gaggle of Mac-olites that he&#8217;s kept at his side since Super Bowl Sunday 1984 cooed with delight for their master when given [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Concrete Campers</title>
		<link>http://ourrant.ca/main/drgonzo/2003/09/04/concrete-campers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2003 16:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr Gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past labour day, The National on CBC aired a short piece by Laurie Graham entitled Concrete Campers. The piece explains a recent phenomenon; RVers that stop at Wal-Mart parking lots, do their shopping, and then camp in the parking lot for the night. Wal-Mart allows the practice, because apparently their company policy disallows the [...]]]></description>
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