Big Men, little Muscle
Working in downtown Winnipeg affords me the luxury of witnessing many things. Some beautiful, some totally unbelievable, and others that make me want to smash people in the back of the head with a crowbar. What is my gripe today? People, mostly men who use those luggage trolleys in public. Now I fully admit, sometimes even I would like to use one of these inventions one day for what they were intended. Allowing you to transport more luggage than you can easily handle more efficiently and comfortably. NOT the way I see some assholes use them. Not unless they’re transporting gold fucking bouillon in one briefcase!
Why are you using this contraption for a single briefcase? Are you mad? You don’t appear to have anything else in your hands, and look to be in your Thirties and plenty strong. Don’t you realize that you look like an absolute asshole pulling that thing along behind you? Kind of how the retarded kid looked when he used to push the broom around the halls in High School. I mean you’re doing more damage than good, the way you have to twist your back in order to pull the fucking thing along. Do you think the apes who spawned our useless race used luggage trolleys? No, and not because they couldn’t invent them. If someone went back in time and gave those apes a luggage trolley the most likely outcome would have the apes throwing their shit at it and then using it to beat the lazier apes who suggested that they use it to pull a single coconut around into the ground, for fear of them reproducing.
Don’t you have any pride? Be like an ape and carry the fucking briefcase in your hands for Christ’s sake!!