“Third Floor; Sporting Goods, Electronics, Hatred towards the Stupid.”
This will be short and sweet; Why the hell do people stand in front of elevators? Now I know that people have to stand near elevators, but not directly in front of them. It never fails, every time I’m in an office building and I’m getting off on any floor (especially the main floor) and there are people waiting for the elevator, they are all clamouring about the doors. This in and of itself would be fine, if these fucking idiots would just move! It’s like wading through human fucking cattle!
Is it so hard to do this….’Ding’…doors open…“hmmm…someone inside getting out…I’ll be courteous and move out of the way”. But no! These people stand there with a blank stare, and drool coming out of their mouth. It’s really sad when you have to consider taking a cattle prod with you when you know you’re going to an office building.
“GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY OR I’LL CUT YOU DOWN AT THE KNEE CAPS YOU SLOTHS!!”
I’m a nice guy, really I am. I just have no time for people who find it an inconvenience to have to breathe by themselves.